BEEF CHEEKS
FACE CREAM
Your skin’s been starving.
Feed it beef fat.
Whipped tallow magic for cheeks
lips and glowing redemption.
UDDERLY MANLY
MANLY BODY CREAM
For the man who chops wood, wrestles bears, and moisturizes like a legend.
Tallow, pine and primal glory
- because real men don’t use coconut glitter goo.
Smells like freedom
looks like you built the cabin with your bare paws.
BOOTY MOO
Balm for Butts, Babies and Beyond
Booty Moo is the holy grail of cheeks baby cheeks, mom cheeks, winter cheeks, ALL cheeks.
Tallow-powered, rash-rebuking, and glides like grace.
From Diaper duty, to dry skin disasters, to the balm that saves butts.
Quote Source
“I used this before visiting my mother-in-law. She said I looked ‘surprisingly fresh.’ That’s basically a compliment from her. ”
-Emily T. Beef Cheeks
Quote Source
“Three raccoons tried to follow me home after I used this. Guess I smell that feral and fanatics”
-Grady L. Beard of Beefdom