Q: Is your tallow grass-fed?

A: You bet your brisket it is. All sourced from US farms, happy cows raised with love- not labs.

Q: Will I smell like a cow?

A: Nope. Unless you want to. Our essential oil blends leave you smelling like a forest angel or a rugged lumberjack- not a barn.

Q: Is this stuff safe for kids?

A: Yes! Our ingredients are pure and clean, but always test a small spot first. Even angels can have sensitivities.

Beef tallow is nature’s OG moisturizer- rich in vitamins A, D, E and K. It mimics our skin’s own oils, heals dry patches, and locks in moisture without clogging pores.

This ain’t your grandma’s lotion- it’s ancestral skincare reborn in a 2 oz jar of glory.

Beef tallow, castor oil, jojoba oil, squalene, vitamin E, a blend of essential oils, rugged essential oils (manly line) like cedar wood, pine, tobacco leaf, and vetiver. That’s it. No fluff. No weird lab goo.

For Beards & Faces:

Warm a fingertip’s worth in you hands. Massage into beard, cheeks, or bald head. Bonus: works as a post-shave balm and wilderness moisturizer.

A little goes a long way— seriously. Start with a dab the size of a lentil, not a lima bean.

You don’t want to end up lookin’ like a Thanksgiving ham under a heat lamp.

Your skin might need a week or two to adjust to the nectar of the cows.

Why? Because it’s not used to the real deal. It’s been fed lies—water-based lies, chemical lies, overpriced lies in tiny glass jars.

But once it figures out what true nourishment feels like, it’ll drink it in like it just crossed the desert.

So hang in there. Keep it light. Patience, young beef disciple.

We ship fast from northern Michigan, usually within 2-3 days. If something isn’t right, contact us and we’ll make it right- no bull.

We don’t accept returns on opened jars (it’s skincare, not jeans), but we’ll gladly send you a sample or help with a scent switch if needed.