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Because even holy cheeks need protection.
Gentle as a mother’s prayer and strong as a Midwestern cow, Booty Moo Balm is your go-to guardian for the softest, sassiest, most smoochable baby butts in the land. Made with pure beef tallow, nourishing butters, and beeswax from the Lord’s own honeybees, this balm forms a breathable barrier against all the things tiny humans do in their diapers.
There’s no petroleum, no perfumes, no nonsense — just real ingredients for real buns. Whether you’re battling blowouts or keeping those cherub cheeks buttered up for bedtime, Booty Moo gets the job done.
Scoop a tiny dab with clean fingers.
Apply lovingly to clean, dry baby bottoms.
Use after every change or before bed to keep holy cheeks happy.
Booty Moo Balm:
Hand-whipped. Baby-approved. Grandma-endorsed.
Because sacred buns deserve sacred fat.
Because even holy cheeks need protection.
Gentle as a mother’s prayer and strong as a Midwestern cow, Booty Moo Balm is your go-to guardian for the softest, sassiest, most smoochable baby butts in the land. Made with pure beef tallow, nourishing butters, and beeswax from the Lord’s own honeybees, this balm forms a breathable barrier against all the things tiny humans do in their diapers.
There’s no petroleum, no perfumes, no nonsense — just real ingredients for real buns. Whether you’re battling blowouts or keeping those cherub cheeks buttered up for bedtime, Booty Moo gets the job done.
Scoop a tiny dab with clean fingers.
Apply lovingly to clean, dry baby bottoms.
Use after every change or before bed to keep holy cheeks happy.
Booty Moo Balm:
Hand-whipped. Baby-approved. Grandma-endorsed.
Because sacred buns deserve sacred fat.