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For faces, feet, forearms, and faith.
When your skin needs divine intervention, reach for Holy Moo — the all-over anointing balm of the blessed and buttery. Whether you’re dry, cracked, flaky, tired, chapped, or just want to feel like a radiant beef-fed goddess, this multi-tasking miracle goes wherever the Spirit leads.
Formulated with pure tallow, rich butters, and humble oils, Holy Moo is as versatile as a Catholic grandma’s casserole and nearly as healing. Use it on your hands. Your heels. Your face. Your baby. Your husband. Your husband’s feet (if you’re feeling charitable).
What’s in the Moo Mix:
beef tallow – The sacred base. Rich in nutrients. Sent from cows.
shea butter – For softening your crusty parts (emotional and physical).
jojoba oil – Moisturizes deeply without clogging pores or your calendar.
essential oil – Lavender for peace, frankincense for mystery, citrus for sass.
Use It For:
Face cream
Hand salve
Heel healer
Belly balm
Elbow softener
Husband tamer
Holy Moo:
Made by Pine & Promise – where skin care meets sanctification.
For faces, feet, forearms, and faith.
When your skin needs divine intervention, reach for Holy Moo — the all-over anointing balm of the blessed and buttery. Whether you’re dry, cracked, flaky, tired, chapped, or just want to feel like a radiant beef-fed goddess, this multi-tasking miracle goes wherever the Spirit leads.
Formulated with pure tallow, rich butters, and humble oils, Holy Moo is as versatile as a Catholic grandma’s casserole and nearly as healing. Use it on your hands. Your heels. Your face. Your baby. Your husband. Your husband’s feet (if you’re feeling charitable).
What’s in the Moo Mix:
beef tallow – The sacred base. Rich in nutrients. Sent from cows.
shea butter – For softening your crusty parts (emotional and physical).
jojoba oil – Moisturizes deeply without clogging pores or your calendar.
essential oil – Lavender for peace, frankincense for mystery, citrus for sass.
Use It For:
Face cream
Hand salve
Heel healer
Belly balm
Elbow softener
Husband tamer
Holy Moo:
Made by Pine & Promise – where skin care meets sanctification.