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BEEFY BEAUTIFUL face and body balm
Tallow Face & Body Balm
Because your glow should come from God… and cows.
Rich, radiant, and unapologetically meaty — Beefy Beautiful is the balm that laughs in the face of overpriced chemical goo and says: “I moisturize with beef fat, Becky.”
This whipped wonder is packed with fat-soluble vitamins your skin actually recognizes, healing microtears, soothing inflammation, and leaving you with a dewy glow only achievable through divine providence and pasture-raised cattle.
What’s in the Glow-Up Jar:
beef tallow – Rich in A, D, E, and K. Basically skincare sacrament.
shea butter – Smooths, softens, and makes you touch your face way too much.
jojoba oil – Balancing, non-clogging, and beloved by your pores.
essential oil – For holy-level skin nourishment and subtle scent of sainthood.
Use Daily To:
Wake up dull, dry skin and bless it with beef
Smooth rough patches, flakiness, or post-apocalyptic ashiness
Moisturize without clogging — for faces, hands, elbows, and your third eye
Beefy Beautiful:
Because real beauty is beef-deep.
Handmade by Pine & Promise — gloriously greasy
2 ounces
Tallow Face & Body Balm
Because your glow should come from God… and cows.
Rich, radiant, and unapologetically meaty — Beefy Beautiful is the balm that laughs in the face of overpriced chemical goo and says: “I moisturize with beef fat, Becky.”
This whipped wonder is packed with fat-soluble vitamins your skin actually recognizes, healing microtears, soothing inflammation, and leaving you with a dewy glow only achievable through divine providence and pasture-raised cattle.
What’s in the Glow-Up Jar:
beef tallow – Rich in A, D, E, and K. Basically skincare sacrament.
shea butter – Smooths, softens, and makes you touch your face way too much.
jojoba oil – Balancing, non-clogging, and beloved by your pores.
essential oil – For holy-level skin nourishment and subtle scent of sainthood.
Use Daily To:
Wake up dull, dry skin and bless it with beef
Smooth rough patches, flakiness, or post-apocalyptic ashiness
Moisturize without clogging — for faces, hands, elbows, and your third eye
Beefy Beautiful:
Because real beauty is beef-deep.
Handmade by Pine & Promise — gloriously greasy
2 ounces