BEEFY BEAUTIFUL face and body balm

$15.50

Tallow Face & Body Balm

Because your glow should come from God… and cows.

Rich, radiant, and unapologetically meaty — Beefy Beautiful is the balm that laughs in the face of overpriced chemical goo and says: “I moisturize with beef fat, Becky.”

This whipped wonder is packed with fat-soluble vitamins your skin actually recognizes, healing microtears, soothing inflammation, and leaving you with a dewy glow only achievable through divine providence and pasture-raised cattle.

What’s in the Glow-Up Jar:

  • beef tallow – Rich in A, D, E, and K. Basically skincare sacrament.

  • shea butter – Smooths, softens, and makes you touch your face way too much.

  • jojoba oil – Balancing, non-clogging, and beloved by your pores.

  • essential oil – For holy-level skin nourishment and subtle scent of sainthood.

Use Daily To:

  • Wake up dull, dry skin and bless it with beef

  • Smooth rough patches, flakiness, or post-apocalyptic ashiness

  • Moisturize without clogging — for faces, hands, elbows, and your third eye

Beefy Beautiful:

Because real beauty is beef-deep.

Handmade by Pine & Promise — gloriously greasy 

2 ounces

Tallow Face & Body Balm

Because your glow should come from God… and cows.

Rich, radiant, and unapologetically meaty — Beefy Beautiful is the balm that laughs in the face of overpriced chemical goo and says: “I moisturize with beef fat, Becky.”

This whipped wonder is packed with fat-soluble vitamins your skin actually recognizes, healing microtears, soothing inflammation, and leaving you with a dewy glow only achievable through divine providence and pasture-raised cattle.

What’s in the Glow-Up Jar:

  • beef tallow – Rich in A, D, E, and K. Basically skincare sacrament.

  • shea butter – Smooths, softens, and makes you touch your face way too much.

  • jojoba oil – Balancing, non-clogging, and beloved by your pores.

  • essential oil – For holy-level skin nourishment and subtle scent of sainthood.

Use Daily To:

  • Wake up dull, dry skin and bless it with beef

  • Smooth rough patches, flakiness, or post-apocalyptic ashiness

  • Moisturize without clogging — for faces, hands, elbows, and your third eye

Beefy Beautiful:

Because real beauty is beef-deep.

Handmade by Pine & Promise — gloriously greasy 

2 ounces